Logic & Sanity

Perve busted

A group of Shirley schoolkids led cops to a sicko who made obscene hand gestures at them as they walked home from school.

Wallace Lee, 52, who is registered as a Level 3 sex offender for molesting the daughter of a former girlfriend, was standing on his front lawn when he called out to the group of three girls ages 11 to 15 and a 10-year-old boy.

"He made a gesture with his hands and mouth simulating oral sex," said Suffolk County Police Detective Lt. Gerard Gigante.

Most of the kids were confused, but one of the older girls knew what Lee's vulgar gesture meant. The kids reported the unemployed perv to their parents and later identified him to cops.

Thank goodness for older girls!

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The world has gone to shit! Iran is close to getting their nuke, SONY H5 won't be out for another few weeks, and the sequel to Call of Duty 2 won't be appearing on the PC.

And they wonder why I drink :(

Foot & Mouth

Falling to his knees on a subway train, a young Brooklyn man allegedly grabbed the feet of scores of female straphangers - kissing and licking them until the women screamed.

Wow! What are the chances of that? Scores of women and all are screamers, not a single moaner! This guy should play the lotto.

Hasidim gone wild!

According to a close associate of Zalmen Teitelbaum - whose followers are fighting those of his older brother Aron for control of the Satmar sect - the October video shows an Aron supporter opening fire with the extinguisher.

What an awkward analogy!

Another clip shows bouncers punching and shoving Hasids trying to clamber into the synagogue. Each side claimed the guards were hired by the other.

Still another shows an alleged Aron supporter hurling a prayer book into a roiling crowd, according to the source.

Throwing holy texts around?!

On April 22, a fistfight broke out in the synagogue when - according to Aron supporter Abe Rubin - three Zalmen followers at the congregation Yetev Lev jumped him, broke his finger and stole his fur hat.

This thing sounds like a junior high school fight. I'ld love to see it on youtube :]

Immigration Rallies

The illegals are shooting themselves in the foot with these. Existing sympathies to their plight can be quickly diminished by obnoxious demands, threats and declarations of entitlement.