Logic & Sanity

Syava

This is pretty damn hilarious.

"What are you doing here?":

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

Wah!

You can lead a plane to water

...but you can't make it drink.

Wow!

Wow check out the melons on her! ;)

Say cheese!

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Green Helmet's real identity uncovered!

The Green Helmet is really Steven Spielberg! It's all a Zionist plot!

'...so-called teabagging"

A West Virginia coed who landed a cheerleading scholarship to Marshall University is suing the school for discrimination, claiming that she was subjected to a "pervasive environment of sexual harassment" and abuse at the hands of male members of the squad who allegedly exposed themselves, fondled female team members, and even subjected some women to a so-called teabagging.

Aw, good, ol' college days.

B.B.D Rum

Big Black Dick has aroused the curiosity of everyone and that’s why it has become one of the best selling rums in the Caribbean.

Uhmm... Riiight. I am not a big fan of rum, but even if I was I suspect I wouldn't be drinking Big Black Dick Rum.

In case you wondered abut the taste:

Made from a secret recipe, Big Black Dick premium rum is a lavish treat with an aura of mystery sure to please everyone. Some have described it as stiff, yet tasty!

Uh, huh. There's are also Big Black Dick Hot Sauce and Big Black Dick Cigars available.

So, next time you are at the bar, make sure to ask for a Big Black Dick and coke.

Oldie, but goodie

The "lap pillow", shaped like the bottom half of a kneeling woman, is selling for about 9,429 yen ($90), the French news agency AFP reported.

"Single men find this soothing," said Mitsuo Takahashi of the manufacturer Trane KK.

He told AFP that the Hizamakura, or lap pillow, fulfilled a primal need.

This is not new, but I just came across it...

Pat Robertson is off his meds

The Reverend Pat Robertson says Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's massive stroke could be God's punishment for giving up Israeli territory.

What an idiot! Let's see... Sharon is 77 and is about 5-foot-7 and weighs between 250 and 300 pounds. Looks like G-d has been plotting this one for a while.